latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree

I WANT TO BE A TREE

laurbyboom:

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur

Source: laurbyboom

Source: wonderytho

Christmas Mistletoe.

emilleaah:

Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. 😉

pixel-sylveon:

celestialshawty:

This is actually really cute I love it

Source: tastefullyoffensive

rosalesbeausderholle:

You sure have to have some guts to go and tell a 50 year old woman that she needs to “examine why her sexuality is like it is” despite her being, you know, 50, and having had decades of experiences in those matters and knowing 100% what she wants in her life in that regard, while you are probably under 20…

fameorbust:

the song mamma mia is the equivalent of saying “i’m back on my bullshit”

wsswatson:

you know what’s really irritating

when male academics constantly refer to men by their surnames and women by their first names

like you’d never go to a lecture expecting shakespeare to be referred to as “william” but it’s not at all uncommon to sit through an entire lecture in which jane austen is referred to constantly as “jane”

it’s such a petty thing but it just really rubs me the wrong way, like it has a real suggestion of respect and admiration/lack thereof

The pun is out there

~Cue X-Files theme~

hyperactive-lectiophile:

agirlnameded:

I had a dream about a version of Snow White where she’s actually like 12 and the dwarves basically adopted her it was basically Snow White and Her 7 Short Dads

When she got poisoned by the Queen the dwarves all gave her one last kiss on the forehead to say goodbye before her funeral and that was the true love’s kiss she needed to wake up, because her dads all loved her very much

Anyway Snow White is public domain so there’s literally nothing stopping me from publishing this

This is the best enterpritation of Snow White I’ve ever heard next to the vampire one.