despaclito:

awookieinsheepsclothing:

laurbyboom:

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur

I dont mean it as a hateful term! I just use it for things that I hate!

Source: laurbyboom

poisonlesbian:

your pussy is god, and i’m fallin’

Source: poisonlesbian

Source: beachdeath

worldsworstfather:

nobody who participated in the log out protest missed any particularly amazing incidents or content but they did miss out on the experience of being on tumblr for the most chill day since it first launched and that’s a once-in-a-lifetime occurence you just can’t recreate

cupcakeshakesnake:

alias-milamber:

insomniac-arrest:

tumblr: on languages

The thai for “5″ is pronounced roughly “Ha”, and so where english internets would generally put “lol” or something, they put “555555555″.

I was looking for this post for so long

Finally it has returned

leakedinlondon:

leakedinlondon:

thank u for visiting little friend I love u

I have an update on this lil dude apparently he has now been permanently banned from leaving his house because he walked his ass down to the train station got on a train and spend the day hanging out in a caffe a few suburbs over

Source: leakedinlondon

gaycism:

Hey guys, don’t keep marriage bot on your servers.

6wingedeyesore:

So we uh, made the discovery that its not actually just a bot and that there is an actual person using it to read your chats… There was a few instances that happened over several servers today and unfortunately we weren’t able to get many screen caps but the whole situation was really uncomfortable and concerning so ill do my best to explain with what i have.

These screenshots are from a friend but the situation is extra concerning because the bot wasn’t even tagged before the person started talking them

And yeah that seems funny at first, but the conversation went downhill really fast and just continued getting worse. The bot started saying suggestive things on a sfw server and when it was told to knock it off started making jokes about minors.

On a different server it also started getting really uncomfortable and got kicked but it dmed the mod that still had it on another server proving that this was a person for certain which means they probably have and still can watch you on your servers

If anyone has anything else to add please do and please stay safe.

vergeangst:

4penises:

cloudidiot:

cloudidiot:

~~IM GONNA CRY!!!!!~~

please look at this….it’s going to change your life

for those nervous about clicking the link – it’s a bongo cat that you can control to play music!

Omg this is so amazing! Its so cute and it has 3 different instruments (excluding cymbal) and its meow is so cute??? I’m McCrying

canadianwitchbaby:

A witch ought never be frightened in the darkest forest..

because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.

– terry prachett