You don’t need to do complicated anything to be a witch. It’s already in your blood. But some of you might like to do small practices here and there – and this post is for you. In no way does everyone have to do witchcraft to be a witch – so don’t be offended because this post is only for the people who want to practice.
Drink green tea – green tea is full of antioxidants which clean your witch blood, and detox your body of any curses or bad vibes. Only witches drink green tea as we have evolved especially to metabolise it and use the energy to feed our chakras!
Paint your nails black – black nails are fundamentally witchy. Goths who paint their nails black are appropriating witch culture. Black nails activate a focal point to draw sphere energy from Malkuth.
Collect rocks – rocks are sacred to Aphrodite. Collecting rocks and putting them on her altar make you age in reverse – getting younger every day. Avoid crystals though, these are actually alien eggs made to look attractive so you’ll collect them, giving them the perfect opportunity to slowly drain your lifeforce for their growth.
Sing to the moon – Selene is the witch mother, and she should be worshiped. Every full moon, coat yourself in goats blood until you shine black in the moonlight. Screach at her like a hatchling bird until she opens her mouth and feeds you regurgitated worms.
We really need to stop thinking in terms of big ideologies. We’re getting stuck in other people’s thoughts, saying “well, if I believe in this part of your idea, surely I believe in the whole grand scheme” without thinking critically about why that must be true.
I just think there’s too many people picking up ideologies and changing their own thoughts to fit the theory, instead of working out how they feel about things as individuals.
It’s healthy and good to listen to other people, to consider their perspectives and thoughts, and to open yourself up to new ideas. That said, at the end of the day, you need to decide for yourself what you believe. If you don’t believe in what you say, well, they’re just empty words.
Have conviction. Be critical. Don’t be afraid to step out of your ideological boxes.
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