someone could make a post that’s like “pretty fucked up how many men enjoy watching women be beaten and raped” and a man would jump in with his dumbass man opinion and be like “but have you considered that some women LIKE having men watch them be beaten and raped? stop treating women like they’re fragile! that’s the REAL sexism”
u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is
Yes but my urge not to be on the receiving end of violence is stronger 🤷🏻♀️
Sometimes my wife makes spaceship noises when she gets up from the couch and jogs into another room. And let me just tell you: You haven’t known the truest, purest love until you’ve heard the woman you love (truly and purely) go “WHOOSHHH” and run off into the hallway holding her titties.

Eve loving the snake who gave her her own wisdom over obeying The Man
Every princess: I have the following reasons to believe that joining your Alliance is a bad idea strategically
She-Ra: ok but have you considered the fact that I’m big
Every princess: understandable where do I sign
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
soooo cuuuuttteeeeee
me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer
cop: one of your tail lights was blinking
me: you mean my turn signal?
cop: what the fuck is that



