drarryking:

aelin-godkiller:

The tea is that when George RR Martin includes the rape of a 13 year old girl and Pat Rothfuss writes 100+ pages of boring fairy sex it’s “just sex” and they still get considered part of the serious fantasy canon, but when a female fantasy author does it suddenly it’s “gratuitous smut” and their books can never be considered Serious Fantasy Literature™️ because they wrote about female orgasms and powerful women finding love, and their readers are derided for enjoying the sex scenes and wanting the romance because only Stupid Silly Women™️ care about these things and besides, haven’t you heard that the only accepted literary sex is unhealthy sex that is Painful But Somehow Still Hot™️ because the only valid, serious type of relationship involves a man abusing a woman for the delectation of a male audience!!

Annnnd im angry again

zetsubonna:

infernalpume:

a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms:

captsiimba:

the-catholic-geek:

tgmember:

just-shower-thoughts:

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

urban-cryptid:

kramergate:

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

Also the funniest thing to me is that I realized if we were a matrilineal society, the concept of a bastard probably wouldn’t exist. You wouldn’t be able to “accidentally” impregnate someone else bc you WOULD be the child-bearer. In a patrilineal society we don’t always know who the father is, and that’s an issue, but in a matrilineal society, we’d ALWAYS know who the mom is.

So the fact that the word “bastard” even exists cracks me up… which is fitting to the nature of the word lol

phalloid-destroyer:

wombyna-ovaryhaver:

whouer:

genderinvalidator420:

antitruscum-dad:

genderinvalidator420:

If you say lesbians can be attracted to the opposite sex, you’re no better than a conversion therapist

Oof, ok, sexuality is a lot more complex than your black and white idea of it. Neither is womanhood. Also, trying to force a lesbian to be attracted to penis is morally wrong, obviously, but just SAYING that lesbians can be attracted to trans women (I assume you mean trans women when you say “the opposite sex”) is not forcing anyone to do anything; it’s a fact.

Actually, it IS black and white. Either you’re gay or you’re not. Saying lesbians can like males is homophobic at best and conversion therapy rhetoric at worst.

i’m done with this idea that “all sexuality is a grey area!” bc you know which sexuality IS a grey area? BISEXUALITY. Homo and heterosexuality are black and white! if you’re gay youre attracted to the same sex ONLY. if you’re straight you’re attracted to the opposite sex ONLY!

If sexuality is a grey area for you then

CONGRATS!

YOURE FUCKING BISEXUAL

Really wish trans activists would focus more energy on convincing red-blooded heterosexual manly men to get over their aversion to Lady Benis. This is straight trans woman erasure, y’all!

saying a homosexual should have sex with people of the opposite sex is in fact, homophobic ♡

a-room-of-my-own:

rootbeergoddess:

starsberrisnunicorns:

“...Gurira beat out Avengers: Infinity War’s Chris Hemsworth, Jurassic World star Chris Pratt, Deadpool 2’s Ryan Reynolds, and her Black Panther co-star, Chadwick Boseman, for the honor.”

“Thank you for affirming that women and girls, when they are given the chance to hang with the boys, can hang with the best of them…”

This is big ya’ll. Like really big.

Oh I’m so glad!

Montana woman, 38, charged with repeatedly raping a 12-year-old girl

dateon:

shollymannon:

trans-misogyny:

Not a woman. A man. A transgender male raped a 12 year old girl and people are reporting it as “mother of 3″ and “38 year old woman”. 

Call. It. What. It. Is.

This is male violence.

This is a male pedophile. 

we’re about to see a massive spike in rapes committed by “women”, who before self-ID were statistically estimated to commit about 5% of sex crimes

this is a blatant attempt to soften the statistics so that females can no longer accurately name the violence that we are overwhelmingly victimized by, it is VERY RARE for an actual female to commit sexual assault but because of trans activists demanding that freaks like this have their precious pronouns respected, that extremely important sex dynamic is going to become lost in a swamp of inaccurate reporting

*males raping with their penises* fucking psychopathic lying media: woman on woman rape!!! wow remember that lesbians are evil?? women raping other women!!

Montana woman, 38, charged with repeatedly raping a 12-year-old girl

bekkathyst:

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